A man is taking a walk in Manhattan - Central. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who witnessed the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the news papers say: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."
Hahaha.. hat was! 
spyker